Thursday, February 4, 2021
The Best Years of Our Lives
Friday, January 1, 2021
The Matrix
I'd like to approach this review from two different directions. First, I'd like to talk about memory for a second. We all know The Matrix. Most of us have seen it. We all know it's great, though many of us were let down by those sequels. It was groundbreaking, influential and thrilling science fiction. I saw the movie several times in those first few years after it came out. I knew the movie so well I didn't really feel I had to watch it again any time soon. And the quality of the film began to fade into memory. Yes, yes, when people would talk about The Matrix, I would always say, "yeah, that movie is great. Super influential science fiction/action film." My brain knew it. I bet yours does, too. But when is the last time you actually saw it? Because if you sit down and start watching the movie now - especially if it has been a long time since you've last seen it - you won't just know it's great. You're gonna feel it. You see, my senses had forgotten. And I know that is a weird thing to say, but when I watched The Matrix again for the first time probably in a decade, all of my senses were assaulted with its awesomeness.
For those of you who haven't seen it...maybe this review isn't for you. I don't want to write a plot synopsis because the less you know the better. Just go buy it and watch it, and then come back to this review later. But for everyone else, have you seen the movie lately? Is your brain telling you, "no, you saw that movie a bunch of times already. You don't need to see it again." Screw that. Go see it again.
Okay, I want to shift gears here. 1999 was actually a great year for movies. Check out this lineup: Fight Club, American Beauty, The Insider, Magnolia, Office Space, The Cider House Rules, Election, Boys Don't Cry, Sixth Sense, Blair Witch Project, Being John Malkovich, The Green Mile, and a whole bunch of others. That's a diverse and influential grouping of films, and The Matrix definitely stacks up well alongside them. The movie was a hit, and actually won four Oscars - Film Editing, Sound, Sound Effects Editing and Visual Effects. But watching the film again now, I have to ask...why wasn't it nominated for more? Because looking back on it, I think The Matrix might have been the best film of 1999.
Not just the most fun. Not just the most entertaining. But actually the best.
At a certain point, the Academy Awards decided they were going to be about "Oscar movies" and it is very hard for a non-prestige film to break through. Especially since the 1990s. In 1977, it wasn't crazy that a movie like Star Wars could get a Best Picture nomination. But since the 1990s? No way. And I think all of us instinctively contribute to the problem. We've all been conditioned to think of movies in different categories. Action movies, comedies, and science fiction make the money. Dramas win the awards. Of course, science fiction films have always dominated the technical awards, but I'm talking about the top dogs - Best Picture, and awards for acting and scripting that almost always go to serious, dramatic films.
I know I felt that way for a long time. I had the idea of what an "Oscar movie" stuck in my head. If it wasn't pure drama, then it had to be an epic like Gladiator. The Oscars love epics. But something like The Matrix? I never would have even considered it. The Matrix was a super fun movie and one of my favorite films of the year, but I don't think I gave it any serious thought at the Oscars beyond those technical categories. But watching it now, I am really changing my mind. The Matrix isn't just good sci fi. The Matrix should have been considered the superbly written and directed film that it is. It should have broken through.
Let's look at a few of the categories.
Okay, I'm not going going to go crazy. The Matrix shouldn't be cleaning up in all the categories. The film is perfectly cast, but I'm not going to be pitching Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Ann Moss for Oscar nominations, as much as I liked them in their roles. But what about Laurence Fishburne or Hugo Weaving? Fishburne's performance is even better than I remembered - I really like how different he is inside the Matrix - calm, collected, always in control - to how he acts in the real world, which is someone who is trying to be calm, collected and always in control for the sake of his crew and because he feels the weight of the world is on his shoulders. It's subtle, but I sensed the desperation lurking under his calm demeanor in the real world. And how about Hugo Weaving, whose awkward line delivery turned Agent Smith into one of the most iconic villains in science fiction. His repressed anger, the way he disdainfully talks about everything and everyone, the calm but horrifying menace he brings to the role, I just think Weaving knocked it out of the park. In his first scene, all it took was Weaving's disappointed "hmmm" when Neo flips him the middle finger for me to think, "damn, why wasn't he nominated?" That year, the nominees were Michael Caine for The Cider House Rules, Haley Joel Osment for Sixth Sense, Jude Law for The Talented Mr. Ripley, Michael Clarke Duncan for The Green Mile and Tom Cruise for Magnolia. These are all good performances, but I could lose Michael Caine if it meant I could get Fishburne or Weaving in there. Caine gave a memorable performance, but I'd make that trade. I know Caine was the winner in this category, but he had already won and I think he's been better (and honestly, he probably should have won the very next year for The Quiet American).
What about screenplay? Yep, I am going there! The script, by Lana and Lilly Wachowski, is so expertly constructed, and does such a good job of staggering information to you. It's a smart script - philosophical without becoming heavy handed (unlike the unfortunate Matrix sequels). Fishburne's simple, "do you think that's air you're breathing?" is more impactful than any of the philosophical ponderings in Reloaded and Revolutions. The script is so creative and the twists and turns are so well thought out, that I would definitely pitch this for a Best Screenplay nomination. So what would I knock out? This is easy. I would probably keep the eventual winner, American Beauty, Magnolia, The Sixth Sense for that twist ending alone, which is one of the most influential and copied moments in recent cinema history, and Being John Malkovich because it's so crazy that it just needs to be in the lineup - in fact, I probably would have voted for Malkovich to win. But Topsy Turvy? Nothing against that movie, which I really did like, but that's a no brainer for me. Get it out of there, and put the Wachowski script in.
I know people might think this is crazy, but I've really thought about this. And it's going to get crazier. Because the Wachowski's directed the hell out of The Matrix. And I look at the list of nominees for Best Picture and Best Director, and I think the Wachowski's and The Matrix are better than all of them.
Again, I want to stress that 1999 was a great year and I am not saying anything bad about these movies. But as the decades have passed and we look back at what was nominated, it becomes clear what films have stood the test of time. American Beauty, The Cider House Rules, The Green Mile, The Insider and The Sixth Sense are all great films. I admire them all. But which one would I get rid of to put in The Matrix? Honestly, any of them. Other than the last five minutes of The Sixth Sense, have any of these five films influenced filmmaking or our culture in any way that even comes close to what The Matrix has done? The Matrix has reached iconic status - and not just because it's "cool" with its leather trench coats and sunglasses - no, if that were the case, I'd be pushing The Blade movies for Oscars. And it's not because of the terrific fight choreography. Nope, because then I'd be pushing John Wick movies for Oscars. Those elements are absolutely crucial parts of what makes The Matrix what it is, but it is the way they are used, it's the way these elements are written, shot and edited that has made The Matrix iconic. To put it simply, I think The Matrix should have nominated, and in a perfect world, it should have won.
Also, as a quick tangent, Fight Club should have been nominated, too. Again, I'm not sure which film I would have knocked out of the nomination list because I think Fight Club is better than all of them. Ultimately, I think my five would have been The Matrix, Fight Club, American Beauty, The Insider and Being John Malkovich. But again, it's not an easy category, because 1999 was such a great year.
There are two other categories that I want to mention. Best Cinematography is just stacked. But I still want to give Bill Pope, the director of photography, some props. The Matrix, with its tinted blues for the real world and tinted greens for sequences inside the Matrix, certainly presaged the way color has since been used in movies - especially with the advent of digital color grading, which just changed the entire field. The nominations that year were American Beauty, Sleepy Hollow, Snow Falling on Cedars, The End of the Affair, and The Insider. That's a tough category, and I am not confidant about who I could kick out. Though again, I see a bias towards dramas - with the exception of Sleepy Hollow, these are all dramas and shot in a fairly conventional way - even if they are all expertly crafted. Actually, I am pretty impressed that Sleepy Hollow slipped in here, now that I'm looking at it. So am I upset that Pope wasn't nominated? No, this is a tight category. But either way, I think Bill Pope's achievement was pretty remarkable and should have been recognized.
I also want to give Don Davis some love for his original score. It may have been a bit heavy for Oscar voters, but it's become iconic music - those bendings horns are instantly recognizable. But I am not sure who I would knock off the list. American Beauty, The Cider House Rules and The Talented Mr. Ripley are all terrific scores, but I have not seen the other two: Angela's Ashes and the eventual winner The Red Violin. But again, I'd like to point out something. These are all dramas, with subtle and beautiful work. But loud and powerful music - the type that grabs you by the collar and blasts those horns in your face, just isn't favored by the Academy unless you're one of the Lord of the Rings movies, and I think Don Davis' work should have been considered.
Anyways, I know this is rambling, and I'm not sure if anyone cares about me breaking down the categories this way. But I was so enamored by The Matrix when I watched it again, and then so surprised by the 1999 Oscar nominations when I went back to look at them, that I just wanted to get into it.
And to be fair, the movie isn't perfect. It does have some problems. Some nitpicks. To this day, I get frustrated when Neo, Morpheus and Trinity get to the phone in the subway station and are finally about to escape. And even though they are being chased by these super powerful agents, Trinity basically stops Neo and says, "hey, hold up, I want to talk to you about something." No no no. Pick up the damn phone, escape, and then talk about it later! The love story, in general, doesn't quite work for me. I know Trinity is destined to fall in love with Neo, and they do a good job of establishing the idea of destiny earlier, but I think the two of them needed another scene or two together to really sell the fact that they are falling in love. And I've always found something goofy about the way Cypher dies. Not sure if it is the editing in that one spot, or the fact that Tank has to talk to him before pulling the trigger. Can't put my finger on it, but that moment has always been strange.
See what I mean? These are nitpicks. Trifles! But if you ask me to find something I don't like about a movie, I almost always can oblige.
At the end of the day, even though the sequels damaged its reputation, The Matrix is a brilliant film, and should have dominated 1999 not just at the box office, but during awards season, as well. Our brains have conditioned us to think otherwise, but that's just an "Academy Awards Matrix" that we're all trapped in. Let's break free and see this film as the classic it is. And hopefully let's give future action films and science fiction films the chance they deserve to compete with dramas at the Oscars!
MVP:
I have to go with the Wachowski's. Though veteran producer Joel Silver helped steer the ship, this is the Wachowski's vision through and through. It's a remarkable achievement. The film is so meticulously conceived and crafted, I just couldn't give the award to any one else.
I also have to give them props for insisting that fight choreographer Woo-Ping Yuen (who would later choreograph the fights in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon) work on the movie. Yuen tried to get out of it by demanding too much money and also requiring the actors to train with him for four months prior to filming. Most studios would have balked at that request. But the Wachowski's insisted. They had a vision, and that was to bring fights to American mainstream audiences the likes of which they had never seen before. And they knew their man. They needed Yuen, and they were right. The fight scenes are dynamic and thrilling, and certainly helped change the way fight scenes have been choreographed ever since.
They also had a vision with the special effects. Bullet time has been imitated for so long now that it is hard to remember how unique and thrilling it was the first time we saw Neo bend backwards in slow motion as bullets flew over his body, leaving trails of distorted air in their wake. So innovative. So cool. Still copied today. All part of the Wachowski vision for this film.
Yeah, this is an easy MVP.
BEST LINE:
Part of me wants to just say "whoa" or "I know kung fu" because they are priceless and certainly career defining moments for Keanu Reeves. But I have always loved Morpheus' lectures to Neo, especially during the training dojo sequence. So I am going to go with the line I mentioned earlier.
Morpheus: How did I beat you?
Neo: You're too fast.
Morpheus: Do you believe that my being stronger or faster has anything to do with my muscles in this place? Do you think that's air you're breathing now?
TRIVIA:
I love casting what ifs. The Matrix has a couple of big ones. Sandra Bullock was offered the role of Trinity, but turned it down. Will Smith was offered the role of Neo, but also turned it down. I've heard descriptions of the pitch meeting the Wachowski's gave him, which was more about the bullet time and crazy effects than it was the story, and Smith decided to make Wild, Wild West instead (ouch). But Smith has no regrets because he thinks he would have messed the role up and no one could have been a better Neo than Keanu Reeves. And he's right! And then Sean Connery was offered the role of Morpheus and he turned it down because the script made no sense to him. I love Connery and this would have been fascinating to see. But I can't imagine anyone other than Fishburne in that role.
Sunday, December 27, 2020
The Train
As I mentioned in my last review, for Bad Day at Black Rock, I love it when you watch a movie not expecting much and find yourself watching something amazing. And that feeling is even better when it happens twice in a row!
In all honesty, I made a mistake when I recorded The Train. I thought I was recording Von Ryan's Express with Frank Sinatra, another World War 2 railroad movie from the 1960s. I realized my error pretty quickly and was about to turn the film off, but then decided I would stick around. I like Burt Lancaster and I had never heard of this movie, so I figured I would give it a shot.
Directed by John Frankenheimer (The Manchurian Candidate), The Train was a genuine surprise - a gritty and tense World War 2 thriller that was a lot more resonant than I was expecting. In the closing days of World War 2, the German army is slowly retreating through France. One the Nazi officers is Colonel Waldheim (Paul Scofield, A Man for All Seasons), who is trying to steal all of the great French masterpieces - paintings by Monet, Cezanne, Gauguin, etc., and bring them to Germany before the allies can take Paris. The French resistance, horrified that their cultural and artistic heritage is being looted before their very eyes, devises a plan to rescue the art - much against the objections of one of their leaders, Labiche (Burt Lancaster, From Here to Eternity), who is rather blunt about the fact that he doesn't want to risk lives for a bunch of paintings.
The film seems to have had a troubled production in the beginning. The original director was Arthur Penn (Bonnie and Clyde) and he was interested in putting together a more intimate film about the value of art during war. Lancaster, however, saw the film differently. He was coming off of The Leopard, a huge production which was well reviewed but a bit of a financial bust at the U.S. box office. He needed a hit, and he knew the audience liked him in action roles. The two battled as filming begun and after three days, Lancaster put on his producer's hat and fired Penn. He reached out desperately to John Frankenheimer, who had directed Lancaster years before to an Oscar nomination in The Birdman of Alcatraz. Frankenheimer was hesitant to take over a film that had already started production, but he also sensed opportunity. He was a young director without the credentials of the big-time directors, but he knew he had all the bargaining power and he pushed a number of demands: he was to be given total final cut, the French co-director (a role which was required by French tax laws if they wanted to film in Paris) was banned from the set, and he wanted his name added to the title so it would read John Frankenheimer's The Train. Oh, and he wanted a Ferrari. Lancaster, desperate to get the movie rolling again, agreed to the terms.
And I personally don't think a better choice could have been made. Frankenheimer may not be a perfect director, but he is very skilled at a number of things that elevate The Train. He is excellent at stories that involve professionals cooly going about their mission, and he is confident in his abilities to visually tell a story that he doesn't need dialogue weighing the film down with exposition. Ronin, Frankenheimer's 1998 thriller with Robert DeNiro, is another great example of his skill telling stories about professionals. These characters don't really explain what they do for the audience's benefit because true professionals don't talk about what they do. Instead, they just do it. And this attitude feeds into another strength that Frankenheimer has as a filmmaker. He is fascinated with process, and incorporating that process into the story. He goes to great lengths to show details about locomotive engines, railroad switches and the layouts of different train stations. It's not random or gratuitous because this information is crucial to understanding the French resistance's plan. But it's also not expository or obvious, therefore tipping us off about what is about to happen. Instead, he's just skillfully laying the groundwork (or I guess I could say, "laying the track" if I want to stick with a railroad motif!). All of this elevates The Train beyond what you would normally expect in a Hollywood action film. And guess what, before you think that the action overwhelms the art, Frankenheimer and Lancaster are still able to effectively wrestle with the theme of the value of art. What is art worth, or rather, how many lives is art worth?
I will admit that the film starts off a bit rough. The pacing is a little too slow for the first 20 minutes, and I was distracted by Scofield's accent, which I don't think is particularly great. But at least he tried, because I was also distracted by Lancaster's complete lack of accent! You can't get much more American than Lancaster, and he is completely unbelievable as a Frenchman. But then...the trains start moving, and for the next two hours, I was riveted. And suddenly, it becomes clear why Lancaster is the perfect actor for this part. No one could have driven that train like him. He is so utterly perfect in the role that I can't see any other actor in the part. The role is so physical, and Lancaster - a former circus performer - throws himself into the role, performing all of his own stunts. He also has to walk a fine line between determination and grit and complete exasperation over whether this mission is even worth doing, and he walks that fine line with grace and tact. Also on hand are a superb collection of French, Croatian, German and Swiss actors who make the most of their screen time - Jeanne Moreau, Michel Simon, Wolfgang Preiss, Albert Remy, Jacque Marin and Charles Millot. It's a great ensemble, and I don't think there is a weak link among them.
I also have to take a moment and talk about the Nazis. I know this is sort of a "Captain Obvious" statement, but these guys are scary. These guys aren't cartoon characters; they are realistic and they are intimidating and brutal. And Frankenheimer gives them with the same level of professionalism that he grants the heroes. There are no big "moments" of telegraphed villainy. It's swift and harsh and just matter-of-fact. In short, it really feels real. Which is more terrifying than most Nazis you see in Hollywood films. And it is important that Frankenheimer shows the Nazis to be such cool professionals because it raises the stakes. The bad guys aren't dumb. If you make one slight mistake, Colonel Waldheim will notice and then you're all dead. The stakes are clear, and people are going to die.
And again, as I mentioned before, should they? Or how many? How many people are you willing to risk to save artwork? If one person dies, will it have been worth it? What if it is ten people? And what does this all say about your national identity? Is this artwork truly the cultural heritage of France? Or is it really just a canvases with paint on them? The movie doesn't give any answers, but it forces us to wrestle with the question.
That makes the movie resonate long after you've stopped watching it. It makes you think and debate with yourself. You can't say that about a lot of action movies. I'm positive I wouldn't be thinking about Von Ryan's Express that way!
MVP:
This is a tough decision actually. On one hand, I want to go with John Frankenheimer, who gives the film its gritty authenticity. But you could make a strong case for Burt Lancaster. First of all, as a producer, he recognized he needed someone with Frankenheimer's touch, so he should get some credit for that. And as an actor - as not French as he is, I just can't imagine another performer slipping into this role as perfectly. He is completely believable working the trains. And he adds just the right level of determination and righteous anger. Labiche doesn't want to do this mission and is very vocal about that fact right to the end, but he still grimly refuses to give up, no many how the cards stack up against him. In life, contradictions like this happen all the time, but for some reason in movies, they're hard to pull off. We think of contradictions as character inconsistencies. But Lancaster nails the balance. He's human. And he is always utterly compelling to watch.
But at the end of the day, I have to go with Frankenheimer. The authenticity, the realism, everything Frankenheimer is bringing to the table is what sets this movie apart from other films of the time period. I really do think the movie needs both Lancaster and Frankenheimer to be as good as it is. But in the end, I think Frankenheimer's contribution just elevates it a bit more. It's a hard choice, but he's my MVP.
BEST LINE:
Didont: With any luck, no one will be hurt.
Labiche: No one's ever hurt. Just dead.
TRIVIA:
Frankenheimer is a big fan of realism whenever possible, and refused to use models. So when there is a train crash at one point in the film, he insisted on having two trains really collide at 60 miles an hour. Knowing that only one take was possible, he had seven cameras rolling. The bombardment sequence was even more impressive, and included over a ton of TNT, 2000 gallons of gasoline, 140 life-size explosions - and over 20 cameras to film all of the explosive chaos. Even though the sequence is only just over minute of screen-time, the results are undeniably impressive!
Friday, October 30, 2020
Bad Day at Black Rock
Monday, October 5, 2020
Taras Bulba
Before we get into this, please be warned. There are going to be a lot of SPOILERS in this review!
I think by now, we all know that epics are my favorite genre. Lawrence of Arabia, Gladiator, Kingdom of Heaven, Spartacus, Ten Commandments and Ben Hur are among my favorite movies, and I even make time for those lesser epics like El Cid and Cleopatra, flawed messes that are nonetheless fun for me. I try to seek these movies out when I can. But there was always one movie that eluded me for one reason or another - 1962's Taras Bulba. I remember as a kid seeing that badass image of Yul Brynner, confidently mounted on his horse, the sun reflecting off his iconic bald head, his scimitar flashing in the sun, and I knew this was movie I had to see.
As I got older, I learned more about Taras Bulba and most of what I read wasn't good. It was a box office success, but had still underperformed and lost money. While it wasn't considered an outright disaster, I guess you could say everyone involved walked away disappointed. And it is a shame because there is a lot of talent on display here. Director J. Lee Thompson was coming off two powerhouse hits with Gregory Peck, Cape Fear and the Oscar-nominated Guns of Navarone. The script was adapted from the iconic Nikolay Gogol novel by two well regarded screenwriters, Waldo Salt, who would go on to win Oscars for Coming Home and Midnight Cowboy, and Karl Tunberg, who was one of the writers who worked on Ben Hur. Tony Curtis was in the midst of a remarkable run of hits that included Some Like It Hot, Operation Petticoat, Spartacus and The Great Imposter. And the title character, Taras Bulba himself, was played by Yul Brynner, the major box office star whose last big role was in the iconic western The Magnificent Seven.
I also really appreciated that Taras Bulba focused on a time period and location in history that largely goes ignored in movies. The story picks up in the 17th century Russian steppes. The Cossacks, a fierce band of nomadic cavalry, ally with the Imperial Polish army to defeat the invading Ottoman Turks. Instead of celebrating, the Polish army turns on their allies and uses the opportunity to conquer the steppe. Taras Bulba, infuriated by the betrayal, vows to never rest until he has his revenge on the Poles. Decades pass and some semblance of peace returns to the land. Taras Bulba agrees to send his two sons Andrei (Tony Curtis) and Ostap (Perry Lopez, Chinatown) to be educated in Kiev - the goal being to learn more about the Polish so that information could be used in any upcoming war. But instead of focusing on his studies, Andrei falls in love with the daughter of a local aristocrat, Natalia (Christine Kaufmann, Last Days of Pompeii). And of course, we all know that is going to lead to all sorts of problems.
But the biggest problem is that this movie kind of stinks. No wonder it was considered such a disappointment, when there is this much talent behind the scenes and in front of the camera. So what went wrong? I think the biggest problem is the critical miscasting of Tony Curtis. Never in a million years could I believe that the middle aged Tony Curtis could be the son of a middle aged Yul Brynner. It makes all of their scenes together utterly ridiculous, whether it's their giddy wrestling matches or their bonding over upcoming battles. I just can't get past it. Whenever Curtis says, "yes, poppa" or "no, poppa" (which is often), I just roll my eyes. But it's more than that. I often read people criticizing Tony Curtis's performances in period films. Though he made a lot of historical movies, critics these days really seem to prefer him in comedies or more contemporary material. I've read reviews that joke that he has trouble hiding his New York accent or that his acting just isn't good enough compared to his co-stars. I don't agree with that. I found him to be very effective in both Spartacus and The Vikings. But in Taras Bulba, all of those criticisms are completely justified. He isn't even trying. Everyone else seems to understand they are in a movie about Russian steppe in the 17th century, and Tony Curtis just strolls on in with his 1960s swagger and his 1960s haircut, and he tries to woo young Christine Kaufman with his 1960s charm. He just sticks out like a sore thumb.
It does not help that Christine Kaufman was 16 at the time, and Curtis was 37. It also does not help that in real life, Curtis fell in love with Kaufman, shattering his marriage to Janet Leigh. Curtis and Kaufman were married a few years later, when she turned 18. I know it was a different time, but this really bothers me. But this behind-the-scenes drama didn't ruin the love story in the film for me. It ruins itself because it's just not well done. I read about the romance after I had seen the film, and it just kind of made everything worse.
At a certain point, the movie has to make a choice. During post production, it became clear that the film was going to be too long. So what to cut? Do they can spend the time on Tony Curtis and his unbelievable love story, or should they focus more on Taras Bulba himself, who, you know, the movie is named after. They chose Curtis, cutting many of Yul Brynner's scenes, infuriating the actor.
Look, I don't want to lay the whole blame at Tony's Curtis' feet. That's not fair. And the bad decisions in this film were not his. I put a lot of the blame on J. Lee Thompson, as well. He was the captain of this ship and some of that oversight is just a mess. He tried some editorial tricks to "modernize" the film, such as blurring out the sides of the frame whenever they do a closeup of Natalia, in a goofy way of representing Andrei's love for her, or the whiplash editing at a Cossack party that is more appropriate in a 1960s French sex farce. That's not to mention the laughable special effects - some ridiculous rear projection that puts Curtis and Brynner in the center of the battles, or - spoiler alert - the rag dolls dressed as Polish soldiers that are thrown off "a cliff" at the film's climax. You're telling me that with a budget this big, they couldn't afford more realistic looking rag dolls or an actual real cliff?
But most of all, the movie is a disappointment because this could have been something really cool. The movie's setting is different and intriguing, Yul Brynner is amazing, and there are some moments in the movie that really are terrific - yes, even some including Tony Curtis (I really like the extended and genuinely tense sequence where he tries to infiltrate the Polish fortress). And I have to give a special mention to the film's most famous scene - where the Cossacks are gathering their forces for battle. Yul Brynner's Cossack band is riding in the steppes to glorious music by Franz Waxman, and at a certain point they see more Cossack horsemen in the distance; everyone yells a cheery hello and the bands join up and keep charging ahead as the music kicks it up another notch. And then they run into another group, yell hello, join forces and the music kicks up yet another notch. This keeps happening until thousands of horsemen are galloping through the plains to Waxman's blistering music, blinding columns of dust trailing behind them. It. Is. So. Cool. And gives a taste of what this movie could have and should have been.
So is the movie really that bad? No, to be fair, it's not. It's a handsomely made picture and there is some good stuff in there. This is not The Tartars. But in some ways, it feels worse. This is just a huge missed opportunity and a waste of a lot of talent. Disappointment really is the best word for it.
MVP:
The MVP for Taras Bulba is an easy choice. I do want to give an honorable mention to Franz Waxman for the score. Bernard Hermann, who composed Citizen Kane and Psycho said that Taras Bulba was the finest movie score ever written. I would never say that, but that "Ride of the Cossacks" cue is easily one of the best cues ever composed. It is just an immense and masterful piece of movie music magic. That is not enough to put him in serious contention for MVP, but it's worth a mention.
No, the MVP is easily Yul Brynner. He connected deeply to the role and sank himself into it. He loved this character and he embodies him to the point that you cannot imagine anyone else possibly playing the part. When Brynner is on-screen, he utterly dominates the picture and everyone else pales in comparison to his forceful and at times emotional performance - which is what you want in your Taras Bulba. This character should be a force of nature, and I still remain utterly baffled that the filmmakers muffled their greatest asset for huge portions of the movie's runtime, preferring to focus on Tony Curtis instead. Oh, I'm sure the studio thought Tony Curtis would bring in a bigger box office. I get it. But they were wrong. This should have been Yul Brynner's movie. But even muzzled, he is still the MVP.
BEST LINE:
Taras Bulba: From the day I plunged you in the river to give you life, I loved you as I loved the Steppes. You were my pride! I gave you life. It is on me to take it away from you.
TRIVIA:
Yul Brynner really did poured his heart into this character and this film. And he was so disappointed by the result, that according to his son, Rock, he never again put himself into his film performances. He would care about his craft on the stage, but movies were now just for the paycheck. And you can see that in his filmography. Before Taras Bulba, you have Ten Commandments, Anastasia, Magnificent Seven, The Brothers Karamasov, The Sound and the Fury, and his Oscar-winning performance in the King & I. Not all of them were good, but they were all classy productions. After Taras Bulba, it doesn't take long before he falls into material like Morituri, Invitation to a Gunfighter and Flight from Ashiya. Sure, we have the iconic Westworld coming up in the 1973, but that was a blip on the radar that was followed by movies like The Ultimate Warrior and Death Rage. Damn it, Taras Bulba, your greatest crime is that you broke Yul Brynner. How many amazing performances in great movies did you cost us!?
Sunday, August 9, 2020
Drums Along the Mohawk

Sunday, August 2, 2020
The Slave: Son of Spartacus
In my review for The Tartars, I explained a bit about what a "peplum" was. With Hollywood epics such as Samson and Delilah making bank at the box office, Italian film producers wanted to get into the action and started producing their own sword and sandle pictures that were popularly known as peplum films, named after a type of tunic worn by ancient Romans and Greeks. These movies were usually made relatively inexpensively, and weren't necessarily critical darlings, but they were a popular sub-genre, especially for teenaged boys. Sometimes a Hollywood star was even lured to Italy to star in one of these films; for example, Kirk Douglas in Ulysses. And while Ulysses did fairly well in the American box office, peplum films still rarely made it across the ocean.
That all changed in 1958, when American actor and bodybuilder Steve Reeves was brought to Italy to star as Hercules. The film was a huge hit in Europe, but then American producer Joseph E. Levine bought the distribution rights and released it in the United States. The result was a huge box office smash and the peplum genre was suddenly all the rage. Dozens of peplum movies were released in the United States in the late 1950s and early 1960s, and lots of them proved to be really successful.
Hollywood studios even tried to get in on the act - which is how that monstrosity The Tartars was produced. Geez, I really hate that movie. And to be honest, I was sort of dreading watching The Slave: Son of Spartacus because of my experience with The Tartars.
Like many of the peplum films, The Slave tries to cash in on a famous Hollywood film - in this case, the classic epic Spartacus, starring Kirk Douglas and directed by Stanley Kubrick. Spartacus is the true story of the slave revolt that almost brought Rome to its knees in 71 BCE. The film was the biggest blockbuster hit of the year, and Italian director Sergio Corbucci quickly jumped on the bandwagon to produce his own version (and possibly even an unofficial sequel?). I can only imagine the lawsuits that would happen today, but I guess in the 1960s, I guess you could sneak by!
The Slave picks up the story 25 years after Spartacus' defeat, and follows the adventures of Randus (Reeves), one of Julius Caesar's finest soldiers. Caesar has just defeated the Egyptian army, but just when he should be celebrating victory, he senses betrayal among his Roman allies - namely, the wealthy Crassus who rules the Eastern portions of the Empire from Syria. Caesar sends Randus and his lieutenants Beroz (Franco Balducci) and Lumonius (Roland Bartrop) to spy on Crassus, but during a storm, Randus dives off his ship to rescue a beautiful slave girl named Saïde (Ombretta Coli) who had fallen off. The ship sails off without them. After swimming to shore, Randus and Saïde are captured by slave traders. Through a series of silly coincidences that I don't want to ruin, Randus discovers he is actually the son of the legendary Spartacus. The conflicted Randus must now struggle between his loyalty to Caesar and taking charge of the brewing slave revolt in Syria.
Okay, let's get this out of the way. The Slave: Son of Spartacus isn't winning any awards. Expectations need to be clear about what you are getting with this film. This is not Kubrick and Douglas. This is a fun, little adventure and weirdly enough, The Slave has more in common with Zorro than Spartacus. Once Randus embraces his role as the Son of Spartacus, he puts on a disguise and attacks Crassus' men, freeing slaves, destroying supplies and generally just sowing chaos across the region. After every raid, he even writes a giant "S" on the wall before disappearing. After his attacks, he takes his helmet off, sneaks back into the palace and professes loyalty to the tyrannical Roman regime. That's definitely Zorro with a Roman twist. And it's also all pretty silly.
And yet...it is also a pretty good time. The Slave knows exactly what it is - a swashbuckling adventure for teenagers, and from that perspective, it's actually not half bad. Maybe the best way to review this is to directly compare it to The Tartars, the film with the bigger movies stars in Victor Mature and Orson Welles, a veteran director in Richard Thorpe, and certainly a more sizable budget. Let's start with the acting. Mature and Welles looked tired and uninterested. They were there for the paycheck and you could tell. They act like material is beneath them (and in fairness, it kind of is). But you don't get that attitude from Reeves, Bartrop, and the other performers in The Slave. They definitely understand the type of movie they are in, but they still give it everything they've got. They are trying to entertain, not win Oscars, and there is a certain relish to their performances.
I would like to take a second to compare the sets and the look of the fiml. With the exception of the exterior scenes shot in Yugoslavia, The Tartars was mostly set bound, and you can tell. The Khan's palace was a cool set, but it still looked like a set. And the exterior shot of the fortress was just a giant matte painting - a good matte painting, granted, but still a reminder that nothing in this film feels real. The Slave, with a fraction of the budget, simply looks better because it is filming mostly in real places, including Egypt. Randus' initial meeting with Caesar takes place in front of the Sphinx, and the ruined city that the slave army is hiding in is really a ruined city. All this just adds a sense of authenticity to the film that I wasn't expecting and that I really appreciated.
MVP:
This is surprisingly a difficult decision. I really loved Randus' right hand man, Lumonius, played by Roland Bartrop. He is irreverent and sarcastic, but his humor is really just a tool that hides an observant and cunning Roman officer. He's probably the most intelligent character in the film, and Bartrop really digs his teeth into the character. But at the end of the day, I have to give the MVP to Sergio Corbucci. The main reason this movie works, aside from Steve Reeves' biceps, is because of Corbucci and the energy he brings. It's my first Corbucci film, but this one makes me want to seek out The Last Days of Pompeii, The Great Silence, and his most enduring hit, the western Django.
BEST LINE:
This time around, the best line really has to be the worst line. This bit of dialogue, spoken by Randus to the beautiful slave girl Saïde is just wrong on so many levels that it made me laugh. Does that make me a bad person? Saïde is talking about how horrors of servitude and how her family was killed when the Roman armies attacked. And this is Randus' reply:
TRIVIA:
I have no doubt that the producers considered The Slave to be their unofficial sequel to Kubrick's Spartacus. For one thing, the movie mentions Spartacus' wife, Varinia. She is a fictional character, invented specifically for the Howard Fast novel that the classic film is based on, and memorably played by Jean Simmons in the film.





