Friday, October 30, 2020
Bad Day at Black Rock
Monday, October 5, 2020
Taras Bulba
Before we get into this, please be warned. There are going to be a lot of SPOILERS in this review!
I think by now, we all know that epics are my favorite genre. Lawrence of Arabia, Gladiator, Kingdom of Heaven, Spartacus, Ten Commandments and Ben Hur are among my favorite movies, and I even make time for those lesser epics like El Cid and Cleopatra, flawed messes that are nonetheless fun for me. I try to seek these movies out when I can. But there was always one movie that eluded me for one reason or another - 1962's Taras Bulba. I remember as a kid seeing that badass image of Yul Brynner, confidently mounted on his horse, the sun reflecting off his iconic bald head, his scimitar flashing in the sun, and I knew this was movie I had to see.
As I got older, I learned more about Taras Bulba and most of what I read wasn't good. It was a box office success, but had still underperformed and lost money. While it wasn't considered an outright disaster, I guess you could say everyone involved walked away disappointed. And it is a shame because there is a lot of talent on display here. Director J. Lee Thompson was coming off two powerhouse hits with Gregory Peck, Cape Fear and the Oscar-nominated Guns of Navarone. The script was adapted from the iconic Nikolay Gogol novel by two well regarded screenwriters, Waldo Salt, who would go on to win Oscars for Coming Home and Midnight Cowboy, and Karl Tunberg, who was one of the writers who worked on Ben Hur. Tony Curtis was in the midst of a remarkable run of hits that included Some Like It Hot, Operation Petticoat, Spartacus and The Great Imposter. And the title character, Taras Bulba himself, was played by Yul Brynner, the major box office star whose last big role was in the iconic western The Magnificent Seven.
I also really appreciated that Taras Bulba focused on a time period and location in history that largely goes ignored in movies. The story picks up in the 17th century Russian steppes. The Cossacks, a fierce band of nomadic cavalry, ally with the Imperial Polish army to defeat the invading Ottoman Turks. Instead of celebrating, the Polish army turns on their allies and uses the opportunity to conquer the steppe. Taras Bulba, infuriated by the betrayal, vows to never rest until he has his revenge on the Poles. Decades pass and some semblance of peace returns to the land. Taras Bulba agrees to send his two sons Andrei (Tony Curtis) and Ostap (Perry Lopez, Chinatown) to be educated in Kiev - the goal being to learn more about the Polish so that information could be used in any upcoming war. But instead of focusing on his studies, Andrei falls in love with the daughter of a local aristocrat, Natalia (Christine Kaufmann, Last Days of Pompeii). And of course, we all know that is going to lead to all sorts of problems.
But the biggest problem is that this movie kind of stinks. No wonder it was considered such a disappointment, when there is this much talent behind the scenes and in front of the camera. So what went wrong? I think the biggest problem is the critical miscasting of Tony Curtis. Never in a million years could I believe that the middle aged Tony Curtis could be the son of a middle aged Yul Brynner. It makes all of their scenes together utterly ridiculous, whether it's their giddy wrestling matches or their bonding over upcoming battles. I just can't get past it. Whenever Curtis says, "yes, poppa" or "no, poppa" (which is often), I just roll my eyes. But it's more than that. I often read people criticizing Tony Curtis's performances in period films. Though he made a lot of historical movies, critics these days really seem to prefer him in comedies or more contemporary material. I've read reviews that joke that he has trouble hiding his New York accent or that his acting just isn't good enough compared to his co-stars. I don't agree with that. I found him to be very effective in both Spartacus and The Vikings. But in Taras Bulba, all of those criticisms are completely justified. He isn't even trying. Everyone else seems to understand they are in a movie about Russian steppe in the 17th century, and Tony Curtis just strolls on in with his 1960s swagger and his 1960s haircut, and he tries to woo young Christine Kaufman with his 1960s charm. He just sticks out like a sore thumb.
It does not help that Christine Kaufman was 16 at the time, and Curtis was 37. It also does not help that in real life, Curtis fell in love with Kaufman, shattering his marriage to Janet Leigh. Curtis and Kaufman were married a few years later, when she turned 18. I know it was a different time, but this really bothers me. But this behind-the-scenes drama didn't ruin the love story in the film for me. It ruins itself because it's just not well done. I read about the romance after I had seen the film, and it just kind of made everything worse.
At a certain point, the movie has to make a choice. During post production, it became clear that the film was going to be too long. So what to cut? Do they can spend the time on Tony Curtis and his unbelievable love story, or should they focus more on Taras Bulba himself, who, you know, the movie is named after. They chose Curtis, cutting many of Yul Brynner's scenes, infuriating the actor.
Look, I don't want to lay the whole blame at Tony's Curtis' feet. That's not fair. And the bad decisions in this film were not his. I put a lot of the blame on J. Lee Thompson, as well. He was the captain of this ship and some of that oversight is just a mess. He tried some editorial tricks to "modernize" the film, such as blurring out the sides of the frame whenever they do a closeup of Natalia, in a goofy way of representing Andrei's love for her, or the whiplash editing at a Cossack party that is more appropriate in a 1960s French sex farce. That's not to mention the laughable special effects - some ridiculous rear projection that puts Curtis and Brynner in the center of the battles, or - spoiler alert - the rag dolls dressed as Polish soldiers that are thrown off "a cliff" at the film's climax. You're telling me that with a budget this big, they couldn't afford more realistic looking rag dolls or an actual real cliff?
But most of all, the movie is a disappointment because this could have been something really cool. The movie's setting is different and intriguing, Yul Brynner is amazing, and there are some moments in the movie that really are terrific - yes, even some including Tony Curtis (I really like the extended and genuinely tense sequence where he tries to infiltrate the Polish fortress). And I have to give a special mention to the film's most famous scene - where the Cossacks are gathering their forces for battle. Yul Brynner's Cossack band is riding in the steppes to glorious music by Franz Waxman, and at a certain point they see more Cossack horsemen in the distance; everyone yells a cheery hello and the bands join up and keep charging ahead as the music kicks it up another notch. And then they run into another group, yell hello, join forces and the music kicks up yet another notch. This keeps happening until thousands of horsemen are galloping through the plains to Waxman's blistering music, blinding columns of dust trailing behind them. It. Is. So. Cool. And gives a taste of what this movie could have and should have been.
So is the movie really that bad? No, to be fair, it's not. It's a handsomely made picture and there is some good stuff in there. This is not The Tartars. But in some ways, it feels worse. This is just a huge missed opportunity and a waste of a lot of talent. Disappointment really is the best word for it.
MVP:
The MVP for Taras Bulba is an easy choice. I do want to give an honorable mention to Franz Waxman for the score. Bernard Hermann, who composed Citizen Kane and Psycho said that Taras Bulba was the finest movie score ever written. I would never say that, but that "Ride of the Cossacks" cue is easily one of the best cues ever composed. It is just an immense and masterful piece of movie music magic. That is not enough to put him in serious contention for MVP, but it's worth a mention.
No, the MVP is easily Yul Brynner. He connected deeply to the role and sank himself into it. He loved this character and he embodies him to the point that you cannot imagine anyone else possibly playing the part. When Brynner is on-screen, he utterly dominates the picture and everyone else pales in comparison to his forceful and at times emotional performance - which is what you want in your Taras Bulba. This character should be a force of nature, and I still remain utterly baffled that the filmmakers muffled their greatest asset for huge portions of the movie's runtime, preferring to focus on Tony Curtis instead. Oh, I'm sure the studio thought Tony Curtis would bring in a bigger box office. I get it. But they were wrong. This should have been Yul Brynner's movie. But even muzzled, he is still the MVP.
BEST LINE:
Taras Bulba: From the day I plunged you in the river to give you life, I loved you as I loved the Steppes. You were my pride! I gave you life. It is on me to take it away from you.
TRIVIA:
Yul Brynner really did poured his heart into this character and this film. And he was so disappointed by the result, that according to his son, Rock, he never again put himself into his film performances. He would care about his craft on the stage, but movies were now just for the paycheck. And you can see that in his filmography. Before Taras Bulba, you have Ten Commandments, Anastasia, Magnificent Seven, The Brothers Karamasov, The Sound and the Fury, and his Oscar-winning performance in the King & I. Not all of them were good, but they were all classy productions. After Taras Bulba, it doesn't take long before he falls into material like Morituri, Invitation to a Gunfighter and Flight from Ashiya. Sure, we have the iconic Westworld coming up in the 1973, but that was a blip on the radar that was followed by movies like The Ultimate Warrior and Death Rage. Damn it, Taras Bulba, your greatest crime is that you broke Yul Brynner. How many amazing performances in great movies did you cost us!?